And I want to come clean for Jesus...
I, like so many other lawyers in training, have a chronic lying problem. I realized yesterday that the madness and deception has got to stop if I ever want to lead a normal life; therefore, I'm writing to wipe my slate and start anew...
I was never part of the Russian mob. All those who believed me,
I'm sorry.
I never had a hamster named Rolo--and he never was dipped in
chocolate and fed to my cats. Sorry.
My highschool did not have a seperate slave quarters
building. In fact, there wasn't a building for the slaves. Sorry.
My pseudonym is not my real name. Sorry.
I didn't witness Angelina and Brad having sex in Detroit.
But they were making out. Sorry.
What I just wrote a second ago was a lie. Sorry.
Okay, well I feel better. Everything else I've ever said was all true & you could probably bet your life on it. Thank you God for forgiving people like me and making mansions of gold in Heaven for the good people and sending the others to Hell.
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life--it is much better to take a shower than go to class. Especially if you frequent a once-a-week class more than you do the shower.
Love--Libby went to China.
Politics--Yus'er massa' Barack.
~all done in good humor
