Back by popular demand (aka personal boredom).
So I'd really love to do a blog solely on the Denvercratic convention thats been attracting Hollywood socialites. Unfortunately, as most Southern Belles go, I am a penny pinching Republican who'd rather watch the lower class die.
I expect that most Yankees would believe that those of Dixie don't want Obama to be president because of his skin color. How wrong! I choose not to endorse Obama due to his lack of country music knowledge.
In neither of his two books did Obama mention a single word about:
1. rednecks
2. Hank Williams
3. my ex-husband
4. my ex-dog
5. NASCAR
This is what the U.S is ALL ABOUT. How can we have a President who doesn't account for the largest inbreeding culture in our nation!? Its pathetic.
On the other hand. McCain just by his physical nature MUST be a fan of the steel guitar and therefore the face of all "country-music-fan-kind". I can't wait to get him to USC, 9th fastest growing university in a recent poll, and feed him some bar-b-que.
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Stay out of politics.
Love: Saying "get out of my life mo-fo" is not meant to be taken lightly.
Politics: Stay out of life.
~all done in good humor.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Desperation Approximation
What happened to the Brawny Man?
I am a frequenter of the paper-towel.
Not necessarily because I'm a frequent spiller--but mostly because I like the picture of the guy on the label.
The Brawny Man.
I'd say I roughly spend about $100 per month just so that I can keep my bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, and car FILLED with pictures of his little face. He literally gets me through the day.
Anyway, I was looking at one of the used Brawny labels that I have stapled to my wall, and I started thinking--why is it that guys are dropping their plaid shirts and grizzly beards for batman belts and Suave shampoo? Do not they know that most girls want a "man" (grr...); not a wussy bitch? I suppose the dominance issue could come into play for some girls--but I'd prefer getting hand-cuffed to my bed by a "man" (grr...), rather than dildoing a guy up the butt b/c he prefers me take the lead.
So guys...for at least my sake & the rest of the girly girls--buy some Brawny, get your shit together, and do it like a "man" (grr...).
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Do not let random people come into your
apartment when they look like creepers--
chances are, they ARE creepers.
Love: Red wine
Politics: At least Biden's kids are HOTT...whoever Biden is.
~all done in good humor
I am a frequenter of the paper-towel.
Not necessarily because I'm a frequent spiller--but mostly because I like the picture of the guy on the label.
The Brawny Man.
I'd say I roughly spend about $100 per month just so that I can keep my bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, and car FILLED with pictures of his little face. He literally gets me through the day.
Anyway, I was looking at one of the used Brawny labels that I have stapled to my wall, and I started thinking--why is it that guys are dropping their plaid shirts and grizzly beards for batman belts and Suave shampoo? Do not they know that most girls want a "man" (grr...); not a wussy bitch? I suppose the dominance issue could come into play for some girls--but I'd prefer getting hand-cuffed to my bed by a "man" (grr...), rather than dildoing a guy up the butt b/c he prefers me take the lead.
So guys...for at least my sake & the rest of the girly girls--buy some Brawny, get your shit together, and do it like a "man" (grr...).
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Do not let random people come into your
apartment when they look like creepers--
chances are, they ARE creepers.
Love: Red wine
Politics: At least Biden's kids are HOTT...whoever Biden is.
~all done in good humor
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
ABC 1,2,3
With school starting in a WEEK, I thought it best to write a Junior Year Resolution:
1. No more drinking boxed wine.
2. Wash clothes every week.
3. Begin each day with a healthy snack.
4. Throw up healthy snack to weigh less.
5. Become involved with a local union.
6. Give back to the black community.
7. Fluff my pillows after every use.
8. Enjoy being single.
9. Enjoy random sex invites.
10. Enjoy random cab rides.
11.. Learn how to lie better.
11. Carry a snack to class.
12. Keep car well oiled.
13. Stop traffic with my "hard-core-abs"
14. Learn how to tango.
15. Buy an air conditioner.
16. Annoy the shit out of my friends.
17. Sing more CCR.
18. Invest in Vaseline.
19. Feed my feline companion.
20. Pass my rock climbing class.
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: I'm not so desperate as to make out with a girl! YES!
Love: The word panties!
Politics: Russia's taking over the world! Obama must be the anti-christ!
~all done in good humor
1. No more drinking boxed wine.
2. Wash clothes every week.
3. Begin each day with a healthy snack.
4. Throw up healthy snack to weigh less.
5. Become involved with a local union.
6. Give back to the black community.
7. Fluff my pillows after every use.
8. Enjoy being single.
9. Enjoy random sex invites.
10. Enjoy random cab rides.
11.. Learn how to lie better.
11. Carry a snack to class.
12. Keep car well oiled.
13. Stop traffic with my "hard-core-abs"
14. Learn how to tango.
15. Buy an air conditioner.
16. Annoy the shit out of my friends.
17. Sing more CCR.
18. Invest in Vaseline.
19. Feed my feline companion.
20. Pass my rock climbing class.
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: I'm not so desperate as to make out with a girl! YES!
Love: The word panties!
Politics: Russia's taking over the world! Obama must be the anti-christ!
~all done in good humor
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