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I am away from my computer at this time.

So I was web-surfing tonight & realized that I have about 180 AIM away messages saved under my screen-name at home. This is utterly the most pathetic day of my meaningless existance...

I must have led such a lonely life in highschool in order to WRITE 180 away messages...

AND FURTHERMORE?

I am on my third year of college and have enough spare time to READ all 180 my away messages from highschool.

Here are some examples:

easter brings about eating disorders....
and no, they do not involve throwing up or starving.

Smile it makes a world of difference. Dance who knows when you won't be able to. Live because life is everything...AND DAMNIT HAVE SWEETDREAMS:-D

sun tanning, off to the strawberry farm, then fishing for a wall-mounter (:

CDavis60: i sent the check, my divorce laywer mailed it
smileygurl8830: uh huh...you spin a might fine yarn of lies
CDavis60: well you spin a trail of deception
smileygurl8830: yell you leave a trail of urine...you fat cow
CDavis60: and you leave a trail of shitt falling out your ass
smileygurl8830: haha, ok whatever homo
CDavis60: Dike
smileygurl8830: FAGGOT


I blame AIM for my social malfunctions and my rare form of "Automotive Resperatory Diamysis"...I also blame them for chronic hunger in Siam & the liver spots on the aged.

The end.

What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Steven Orr Spurrier is a magician.
Love: Rhymes with Fluve---if you pronounce it right.
Politics: I don't remember loaning China billions of dollars.

~all done in good humor