With school starting in a WEEK, I thought it best to write a Junior Year Resolution:
1. No more drinking boxed wine.
2. Wash clothes every week.
3. Begin each day with a healthy snack.
4. Throw up healthy snack to weigh less.
5. Become involved with a local union.
6. Give back to the black community.
7. Fluff my pillows after every use.
8. Enjoy being single.
9. Enjoy random sex invites.
10. Enjoy random cab rides.
11.. Learn how to lie better.
11. Carry a snack to class.
12. Keep car well oiled.
13. Stop traffic with my "hard-core-abs"
14. Learn how to tango.
15. Buy an air conditioner.
16. Annoy the shit out of my friends.
17. Sing more CCR.
18. Invest in Vaseline.
19. Feed my feline companion.
20. Pass my rock climbing class.
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: I'm not so desperate as to make out with a girl! YES!
Love: The word panties!
Politics: Russia's taking over the world! Obama must be the anti-christ!
~all done in good humor
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