Desperation Approximation

What happened to the Brawny Man?

I am a frequenter of the paper-towel.
Not necessarily because I'm a frequent spiller--but mostly because I like the picture of the guy on the label.
The Brawny Man.
I'd say I roughly spend about $100 per month just so that I can keep my bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, and car FILLED with pictures of his little face. He literally gets me through the day.

Anyway, I was looking at one of the used Brawny labels that I have stapled to my wall, and I started thinking--why is it that guys are dropping their plaid shirts and grizzly beards for batman belts and Suave shampoo? Do not they know that most girls want a "man" (grr...); not a wussy bitch? I suppose the dominance issue could come into play for some girls--but I'd prefer getting hand-cuffed to my bed by a "man" (grr...), rather than dildoing a guy up the butt b/c he prefers me take the lead.

So guys...for at least my sake & the rest of the girly girls--buy some Brawny, get your shit together, and do it like a "man" (grr...).

What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Do not let random people come into your
apartment when they look like creepers--
chances are, they ARE creepers.
Love: Red wine
Politics: At least Biden's kids are HOTT...whoever Biden is.

~all done in good humor