Good Behavior

The bigger the tissues, the bigger the issues.

Breast cancer 101.

I am suppose to be writing a journal for one of my classes on a "personal behavior that I want to change"...Unfortunately, I don't think that I have any personal behaviors that need changing...

Case in point(s):

The other day I did the right thing by not running over a man in a wheelchair who was crossing the street. A friend in the backseat said that I should have hit the guy; I suggested to this friend that he seek immediate spiritual attention, because I'm convinced he's Satan.
Good Behavior
It was my birthday this past weekend and even though NONE of my room mates said Happy Birthday to me on facebook; I did the polite thing of bringing them out on the matter and giving them a 4 day grace period...this is day 3.
Good Behavior
In my psych. of Religion class my teacher is a moron with a cute old man exterior. Do I yell in his face for saying "how do atheists congregate" after I tell him I'm an atheist? NO...I gave him a smile and made a voodoo doll of him instead.
Good Behavior
I asked for a lap dance but settled for a brownie instead.
Good Behavior
I quit eating meat...AGAIN!
Good Behavior

So see--I just really don't understand how to be more perfect. I don't have big breasts--but more tissues = more issues...so I doubt I want them.

What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Suck it up.
Love: MY NEW VASELINE.
Politics: Since when did Al Gore make it back to AOL News Headlines?

~all done in good humor