I'm going green.
With the outrageous prices of gas these days, I'm taking a page out of the Polygamist Bible & creating my own indoor wheat & pumpkin patch. Apparently with only the help of tap water, dirt, and a pot--a college kid like me could start the next big "fad".
Wheat being the essential product for "br-ead", will be a must for all my late night sandwiches & last nights Little People Big World re-run made me realize the long term monatary value of pumpkins & "pumpkin flingers(?)". What a way to go!
So I was sitting in the library today--as if I had nothing else to do for an hour--and got the opportunity to listen to another guy talk about his BM-incapabilities.
And I quote, "I'm shooting blanks. It had to have been the most unfulfilling shit I've ever taken...I sat there farting for like 15 min. until a poop about this big came out."
WHOA...grossidon'twannalisten...anyway, back to my indoor farm. Hopefully the USC network will give me some air-time in order to spread the gospel of green. If not then just recall that I'll be the girl by the BA selling pumpkins from my Rider Wagon next Halloween.
What I've learned today in Life, Love, and Politics:
Life: Buy stock in alcohol...When the market crashes, its the first thing people are going to go for.
Love: Talking shit, literally, is not sexy.
Politics: If Hillary puts an end to the new Facebook "chatting" application...I'll sign my name in blood -right-now-
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