You poor poor girl.
I seem to start these blogs out in the same way; "I was talking to a girlfriend today" when we got on a conversation about make out scenarios.
PS: This friend is a virgin in almost all respects.
Why is it that this wonderfully funny, smart, and cute girl has not had the pleasure (aka disaster) of relationship bliss?
I began wondering whether or not it would seem odd to a guy if the girl he began dating would be less experienced than he? Would he like the idea of "virgin soil", or would he rather have "fertilized farmland"?
To my knowledge we all must start at some point--I can't remember my first kiss with my first boyfriend, but I know it happened. Why is it that being a virgin throughout your teens would seem prudish (except of course to the Christians with their chastity belts)? Why is it that being a virgin through your early twenties would be "hopeless?" She'll remember her first time a lot better than others do theirs.
Anyway, I feel awful for this poor poor girl that hasn't had the opportunity to suck face with a guy. If you are interested in giving out charity donations to a friend, check out her eharmony page---some are so lucky as to have one.
What I've learned today in Life, Love, and Politics:
Life: Its hard to be a vegetarian.
Love: Women haven't needed men since the popularity boom of the sperm bank and invention of the dildo. What are we still keeping them around for!?
Politics: I don't get paid enough.
~all done in good humor
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