Turning Japanese-o-not?!

You know...I counted my actual posts & I only have 36.

Well now 37. A while back I was talking to a friend (as usual) and we got on the conversation of sex (as usual). Its funny, but I'm getting to the point where this has become a miniature "sex blog" written by a "girl" who "ain't gettin' none". Our conversation, though, was dealing with the newest theory that:
Guys don't think about sex as much as women, presently--that the role has switched to where girls are the horny bastards & guys are the innocent by-standers.
Is this true? Am I not the only girl that thinks about men and vaseline 90% of their day?
Are the peni(?) of the world suffering from handicapped hormones?

The other night I remember having a dream about lingerie, people throwing spit balls at me, and a giant grizzly bear--this could become the face of the female wet dream equivalency! With these unsteady times, I feel bad for us girls--we finally want sex more than wedding bands & what do guys do? Go limp.

In any case, I hope to hear that guys start bringing sexy back--I think the term is called Turning Japanese-"o"?--and can find a cure for their lack of stamina. I mean, again, there is no reason that my friend and I should be so desperate as to look on eharmony for sex; (or those little "5 guys in 5 min." adds on facebook). There should be plenty of erections to go around.

What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Always ask for reciepts.
Love: Guys, VIAGRA.
Politics: I wonder how much of my tax money goes to pay for Senators?
Think of how many condoms that could buy.

~all done in good humor