Crop Crap Ya'll

Today I skipped my jogging class for greater things including, but not limited to:
sleeping
eating
watching tv
downing an IBProfin jar
having my uterus twisted into a replica of the statue of liberty
wallowing in self pity

So far, this morning has been very fulfilling.

Yesterday I read a friend's blog and was ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED by the slanderous remarks he made about Southerners. We'll call this guy Gary.
Gary narrowmindedly states that all southerners look like crap, spell like krap, and fight like blind Jackie Chans. WHAT A LOAD OF BULL!!

I happen to remember that Anna Nicole, Pamela Anderson, and Brittany Spears are all southern belles; our president Sir "ahibidahibidah" G.W. Bush is from Texas, and Walker Texas "Roundhouse" Ranger accompanied Lassie to overpower the Cuban government (Castro's in ill health my ass)...
I would like to ask, what the hell the northerners ever did for the south?

They took away free labor and trade-
They didn't tell us KATRINA was a HURRICANE-
Their slow driving and waiting at yellow lights is making gas prices SKYROCKET-

The only good thing about the North is that their lack of true Democratic nominees has caused Ralph Nader to come out of his cave...as we all know, the last time he ran for president a Republican Southern Man WON---This is definitely a good campaign booster for Steven Colbert 2008.

In any case, Gary continues by posting about 5 pictures that he so graciously cropped. One in particular is a picture of a KuKluxKlan march; what Gary cut out was the deaf and mute kids on the sidelines that the KKK were raising money for.




So what I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Try to do something nice, and people crop all over you.
Love: When a category 5 HURRICANE is heading toward people...tell them about it!!
Politics: Cross your fingers, Southerners, that Ralph Nader doesn't die yet.


--all done in good humor