PMR-post marital relation

Are there really people that say "titty-witties"??

I was watching "Sex and the City" tonight and began wondering about the anthropology of sex terms. Unlike race, religion, and the OJ Simpson trial, the evolution of the word va-jay-jay is a little bit harder to come by (no pun intended).
Last week, my roommates and I went to the Gourmet Shop for lunch, and we began an interesting conversation about the word "boom-boom"; a Virginian term for sex.

Down south we say *post marital relations*.

To make 2 points come together, though, there must be a reason that slang is perpetuating our dicks and ca-ca's into doing whatever the hell fucking is.
Don't think that I'm down playing sex...one up for you, 2 down for us single gals...but has the dispersal of derogatory sex terms played a part on the esteems of women? Can social stereotypes be made according to what sex terms you use?

I must be black because I say pussy,
I must be Asian because I say vagina,
Oh, and then white people don't talk about sex.

Though these aren't real examples, the point is still clear. Maybe this is what I'll write my dissertation on in a couple of years--It would probably be titled, "Cunt, wtf?" I'm sure the College of Arts and Sciences will be thrilled.

So even though we didn't actually learn about the evolution of va-jay-jay, I hope that we can still be facebook friends, if not my lesbian roommate will probably stalk you.

Anyway, one more thing, I need to find a boyfriend to practice my sex terms with; that way I can atleast start on my masters thesis.

Running add:
Female, white, does not respond to twat. Tramp stamp of a Giant beating a Patriot.
Don't know how tramp stamp got way back there.

Done, a fine ad.

So what I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: If all tampon boxes said "insert into ka-ka", maybe there wouldn't be so many damn varieties.
Love: Love don't cost a thing, unless you get it off of eharmony.
Politics: Ebonics, the newest FDA approved male erection enhancer.
"I'ma' put my ding dong in your woo-hoo,
to make a little boom boom."



--all done in good humor