My hate/hate relationships
My laptop has been hinting that it hates me this week. On top of taunting me every night (via facebook and uglypeople.com), reminding me of my boring life (via facebook and saks.com), and depressing me with unreliable friends (via facebook and AIM), my computer decides that my charger MUST BREAK. $112 dollars down the drain at Staples, and a block of chocolate to make it all better...
Me=0 ; Computer=1
Thursday I came home to find my disgusting apartment cleaned by the "not-hired-help"---my room mate Ty. Of course I always feel awful when she cleans the house, b/c she's never here to make a mess...but she's pretty obnoxious when it comes to handling her anger. Instead of yelling at me (like she did my other roomie), she shows me her dildo.
Yes. Her big, red, big, long, big dildo.
Grrrosss.
I mean, had the dildo been in a store it wouldn't have been that big of a deal to see. But this is a used big red dildo!! I don't want to see that shit.
Me=0; Ty=1
I with the rest of the universe have forgotten about the global warming theory and are battling the issue of Pollen Pollution. Currently prayers of forgiveness have been futile with high numbers of nasal casualties reported world-wide.
"I'm sorry God for not believing in You; please spare me the sinus pain & turn the pollen off."
Me=0; God=1
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: You will get stepped on throughout life. Hope that your physique is sharp enough to stab feet.
Love: I love late birthday/christmas presents ((:
Politics: Freedumb. Keeping the middle-class in line since FOREVER.
--all done in good humor
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