WWJD

Anal or Oral?

I was with a friend the other night and we ended up talking about the a's and o's of sex.
Though I can hardly be called on for sexual advice, I do have more experience than this particular friend---we got to talking.
If someone who is not a virgin doesn't feel comfortable with the "sexy?" parts of sex, then how does a virgin stand a chance?
HBO's REAL SEX doesn't offer anal/oral lessons for girls...
Talk Sex with Sue advocates lubricant...that's scary...
'Spencer's' turns everything into a joke...
Its as if the world has closed its eyes and mouths on the subject of "preparing virgins" for the dirty work ahead. People, this is a subject that needs some of the MOST guidance--not only for girls but for guys as well.
What do you do if someone asks to "give you anal?"
Or you go from a perfectly acceptable making out stance to...semi 69?
Is NO NO NO HELL NO an acceptable answer?
What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Which Would Jesus Do?
Love: Just get me drunk first I guess.
Politics: Birds of a feather, flock together.

--all done in good humor