That's fierce...

While sitting in psychology 101 today, I was attentively disregarding my professor and trying my hand at the Gamecock Crossword Puzzle...

The editor of the crossword puzzle gets my applause; his code word "quip" and the "second/third" parts of it have stumped me all year long. If someone could let me in on the secrets of "quipping" please email me...will pay for answer.

Yesterday was the finale of Project Runway; coincidentally USC decided that the girls on campus were better looking than Heidi Klum (haha) and came up with its own version of the show---Project Condom. Our university has outdone itself again... attracting students to abstinence by handing out free contraceptives and soda...

That's fierce.

But the event, actually--from what I heard, went well and was a revolutionary way to show people that there are more ways to use condoms than one.

You can have Saturday-condom-craft night; you can make condom-book-marks in Sunday School for your bibles; you can even make blow-up-condom giraffes for the kids on the playground!!

And with all the different sizes, colors...amounts of lubricant...the possibilities are endless!!

What I've learned today in life, love, and politics:
Life: Those with dandruff should always wear white shirts.
Love: Whoever draws the hearts for Hallmark is obviously a Catholic. Not only does the Hallmark heart not have ventricles, but the ball sack <3 is drawn upside down. Only a nun could have gotten it wrong!
Politics: Obama's grandmother is very upset that people are suggesting he is a Muslim. "My people may have had to sit at the back of the bus, but it was them Muslims that were driving us around."

--all done in good humor